How to Worry Friends and Inconvenience People

Never go on a date with a dancer. They always try to pay for things “with a dance”.

After taking money out of a cashpoint, wave it around and exclaim loudly “I won!”

Refer to wages lost due to flu as the “congestion charge”

Answer the questions up to £1000 on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” out loud

Buy a relative progressively cheaper Christmas presents, then, one year, spend five times as much as the year before